Kicking Knowledge

Now I might be a little biased but what I saw Thursday night was nothing short of fucking phenomenal.  For the Celts to come back from a 24 point deficit can only be described in one word “drive and desire”. I mean they are in LA quite possibly the shittiest place in North America, aside from Jersey and they pull off a road win.

Now I know all the Kobe lovers out there are saying “he had a bad game” and “just wait until Sunday night. “ Well I can tell you what…if Kobe Beef pulls this series off I will no longer watch basketball until next season.

He who laughs last is at 300 baud…

     So let me get this straight, they are remaking Robocop?  Robocop, the same “just ok” movie from the ’80s?  Where has all of the creativity gone?  Are we that straved for new ideas that we are all stuck mindlessly sitting through remakes of shitty movies.  What’s next are they going to remake Final Destination?  Like that movie didn’t suck enought the first go ’round.  I don’t want you to think that I am just picking on the assholes that fund movies in Hollywood.  Look at what is on the TV.  It’s just reality show after reality show.  Have we gotten so lazy that the only good idea is to throw a bunch of random people on TV and give them an open bar and hope for the best?  I would like to think that most of us deserve better.  I would like to be entertained again, not lulled to sleep by another remake or some drunken nobody just trying to be famous.  Hollywood and TV sit here and blame video games for their low ticket sales and ratings.  I know I’m not the first to say it but, “Earth to Stupid TV and Movies execs your shit sucks!”  It’s not the video games fault, they are the only ones coming up with new and fresh ideas.  How about we take chances again instead of rehashing the same ‘ole shit.  Why is it the only good ideas you have are coming up with explanations on why no one will watch your steaming piles that you try to pass of as Movies or TV.  Stop rehashing old movies and let them rest in peace.  Did Phsyco really need to be updated?  Come on now, it was a good movie the first time and you assholes had to ruin it.  Now everytime I think of Phsyco I think of that new crap (no offense Christian Bale) and I throw up in my mouth.  You know that gets me thinking, why don’t you Movie and TV execs eat some alphabet soup and puke it up, I bet it would write a better screenplay or script.  Stop looking at dollar signs and an easy buck, you know what I mean, Speed Racer got made and it wasn’t even a good cartoon the first time.  You morons have enough money, roll the dice you and take a chance you dolts!

This is the place where I stop giving a Shit…

Jedi Swayze

…… That iPhone killer that everyone seems to be looking for.

So long fuckers,

Fight the power,

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, ‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’

The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take.! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how she feels inside.., what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: ‘Nothing’s wrong’.., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!’

The Lord replied, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

1. The E! network
2. Water chestnuts
3. Dog breath
4. Reality TV
5. Peanuts in food
6. Wal-Mart parking lots
7. Ace Hardware
8. Home Depot
9. Lowes
10. Playing banjo
11. The Go-Bots
12. Non HD TV channels
13. Blu-Ray
14. Texting
15. Blockbuster
16. People who write checks in grocery stores
17. Doorway talkers
18. Flying cars
19. Keanu Reeves movies
20. iBooks
21. Max Headroom
22. Mechanical car turtles
23. Turbo Graffix-16
24. Antique furniture
25. Sweaty gym socks
26. The bald DR. from ER
27. Web logs
28. Stupid commercials
29. Z-Cavariccis
30. Pecker Pockets
31. Chatty Kathy’s
32. Carbon monoxide
33. Supplemental restraint systems
34. Heart rate monitors
35. Marching bands
36. Mad TV
37. Turtle dick
38. Parades
39. Scented candles
40. Generic toilet paper
41. New Jersey
42. Kermit the Frog
43. Garfield
44. Low-carb beers
45. Doonesbury
46. Banana daiquiris
47. The food at TGI Fridays
48. Freezer burnt ice cream
49. Jai Lai
50. Area rugs
51. Comics with “X” in the title
52. Sand
53. Stop signs
54. Pansies
55. Koala bears
56. Five across the lips
57. Hangnails
58. Fake plants
59. Redwood trees
60. Running out of beer
61. bro-mances
62. Neighbors
63. Bosses
64. The Love Boat
65. The A-team
66. John Cena
67. Al Sharpton
68. Oscar De La Hoya
69. Renaissance art
70. Jousting on motorcycles
71. Horse shoes
72. Chopsticks
73. Plastic beer bottles
74. The space shuttle
75. Saturn(the planet)
76. Saturn(the car)
77. Long walks on the beach
78. Metal plates in your head
79. The mall
80. MMORPG’s
81. Necromancers
82. Un-sanded wood
83. Berber carpeting
84. Log homes
85. Scenic views
86. That thing that one guy did that time your weren’t there
87. Homemade fireworks
88. Dish Network
89. Jessica Simpson(the person)
90. Any Hiltons (hotels, and people)
91. perezhilton.com
92. ESPN Zones
93. Route 66
94. Bull Fighters
95. Rainy nights
96. People who rip off the crocodile hunter
97. People who need People
98. Jessica Simpson(the singer)
99. Backstreet boys
100. Dr. Phil
101. Jonestown
102. Lighters and key chains with sayings
103. Honor Roll students
104. Pears
105. Rice-a-Roni
106. Chris O’Donnell
107. Rosie O’Donnell
108. The Kennedy’s
109. France
110. Detroit
111. Dallas Cowboys
112. Ohio State Buckeyes
113. Montreal Expos
114. Soccer
115. Fantasy sports
116. Fantasy Island
117. Island of Dr Moreau
118. Steve-O
119. Phil Hartman’s Wife
120. Toll booths
121. Suspension bridges
122. Roman aqueducts
123. Atlantis
124. Jerry Seinfeld
125. Knock-knock jokes
126. Cinemax
127. Don King
128. Bald Eagles
129. Ticketmaster
130. Fat people in spandex
131. Lug nuts
132. Chevy Trucks
133. Yugos
134. Tibet
135. The Great Barrier Reef
136. Easter Island
137. UFO’s
138. Captain Janeway
139. Hillary Clinton
140. Techno
141. Laverne and Shirley
142. The Fifth Element (movie)
143. Chris Tucker
144. Tyler Perry
145. Hoover Dam
146. Sporks (spoons with a fork edge)
147. The Mason Dixon Line
148. Hippies
149. Bebe’s Kids
150. Deal or No Deal
151. Faucet Ass
152. Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo
153. Biggie Smalls
154. The Everglades
155. Old Faithful
156. Indian casinos
157. Switched outlets
158. Rocky Road Ice Cream
159. Humidity
160. Salt water
161. Seahorses
162. The Civil War
163. Bottled water
164. Webster
165. Dallas Cowboys

Thats good…we don’t