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Jun-22-08

Hurricane Swayze Hits the Golf

posted by Barack Adama

So on Saturday we went golfing at Southridge.  Jedi pissed on himself, Robutt got pissed and I got pissed drunk and along the way we came up with a new golf scoring system.

See the videos and pictures attached along with now what is referred to as the

The Kicking Knowledge Golf Scoring System:

Awesome, good and no good are based on consensus of your party.

  • Awesome - plus 5
  • Good - zero points
  • No Good - negative 5
  • Lost Ball entire score x 2
  • Fuck You Next Hole (buy everyone a round of drinks)
  • Add up all holes played
  • Divide entire score by the number of drink consumed
  • Player closest to zero wins
  • Bonus - Ball stuck in tree gets you automatic zero for entire round

Basically the better you are at golf the more you have to drink to have any chance at winning.

Disclaimer: No animals were hurt doing the creation of this scoring system, if you are a recovering alcoholic just divide by the numbers of beers you would have drank, we at Kicking Knowledge are not responsible for any damaged golf carts, golf clubs, golf balls or beer chics.

Jedi Pissed HimselfJedi Pissed Himself

Jedi Swayze says “Don’t cross the strings…”

Barack teeing off from hole 2

Robutt teeing off from hole 2

Jedi teeing off from hole 2

This is where me and Jedi un-hitched Robutt and Mevy’s clubs before they pulled off.  Classic golf trick and funny as shit.  Robutt didn’t seem to think so though…see next video

Robutt getting pissed because Mevy’s clubs fell off the cart.

This is where Jedi did a swoop and grab on the stray golf ball as I was driving.  What you don’t see is me almost driving us off into a water trap right after.

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Jun-13-08

The Greatest Comeback in NBA History

posted by Barack Adama

Now I might be a little biased but what I saw Thursday night was nothing short of fucking phenomenal.  For the Celts to come back from a 24 point deficit can only be described in one word “drive and desire”. I mean they are in LA quite possibly the shittiest place in North America, aside from Jersey and they pull off a road win.

Now I know all the Kobe lovers out there are saying “he had a bad game” and “just wait until Sunday night. “ Well I can tell you what…if Kobe Beef pulls this series off I will no longer watch basketball until next season.

He who laughs last is at 300 baud…

Jun-9-08

Do You Like…

posted by Barack Adama

  1. The E! network
  2. Water chestnuts
  3. Dog breath
  4. Reality TV
  5. Peanuts in food
  6. Wal-Mart parking lots
  7. Ace Hardware
  8. Home Depot
  9. Lowes
  10. Playing banjo
  11. The Go-Bots
  12. Non HD TV channels
  13. Blu-Ray
  14. Texting
  15. Blockbuster
  16. People who write checks in grocery stores
  17. Doorway talkers
  18. Flying cars
  19. Keanu Reeves movies
  20. iBooks
  21. Max Headroom
  22. Mechanical car turtles
  23. Turbo Graffix-16
  24. Antique furniture
  25. Sweaty gym socks
  26. The bald DR. from ER
  27. Web logs
  28. Stupid commercials
  29. Z-Cavariccis
  30. Pecker Pockets
  31. Chatty Kathy’s
  32. Carbon monoxide
  33. Supplemental restraint systems
  34. Heart rate monitors
  35. Marching bands
  36. Mad TV
  37. Turtle dick
  38. Parades
  39. Scented candles
  40. Generic toilet paper
  41. New Jersey
  42. Kermit the Frog
  43. Garfield
  44. Low-carb beers
  45. Doonesbury
  46. Banana daiquiris
  47. The food at TGI Fridays
  48. Freezer burnt ice cream
  49. Jai Lai
  50. Area rugs
  51. Comics with “X” in the title
  52. Sand
  53. Stop signs
  54. Pansies
  55. Koala bears
  56. Five across the lips
  57. Hangnails
  58. Fake plants
  59. Redwood trees
  60. Running out of beer
  61. bro-mances
  62. Neighbors
  63. Bosses
  64. The Love Boat
  65. The A-team
  66. John Cena
  67. Al Sharpton
  68. Oscar De La Hoya
  69. Renaissance art
  70. Jousting on motorcycles
  71. Horse shoes
  72. Chopsticks
  73. Plastic beer bottles
  74. The space shuttle
  75. Saturn(the planet)
  76. Saturn(the car)
  77. Long walks on the beach
  78. Metal plates in your head
  79. The mall
  80. MMORPG’s
  81. Necromancers
  82. Un-sanded wood
  83. Berber carpeting
  84. Log homes
  85. Scenic views
  86. That thing that one guy did that time your weren’t there
  87. Homemade fireworks
  88. Dish Network
  89. Jessica Simpson(the person)
  90. Any Hiltons (hotels, and people)
  91. perezhilton.com
  92. ESPN Zones
  93. Route 66
  94. Bull Fighters
  95. Rainy nights
  96. People who rip off the crocodile hunter
  97. People who need People
  98. Jessica Simpson(the singer)
  99. Backstreet boys
  100. Dr. Phil
  101. Jonestown
  102. Lighters and key chains with sayings
  103. Honor Roll students
  104. Pears
  105. Rice-a-Roni
  106. Chris O’Donnell
  107. Rosie O’Donnell
  108. The Kennedy’s
  109. France
  110. Detroit
  111. Dallas Cowboys
  112. Ohio State Buckeyes
  113. Montreal Expos
  114. Soccer
  115. Fantasy sports
  116. Fantasy Island
  117. Island of Dr Moreau
  118. Steve-O
  119. Phil Hartman’s Wife
  120. Toll booths
  121. Suspension bridges
  122. Roman aqueducts
  123. Atlantis
  124. Jerry Seinfeld
  125. Knock-knock jokes
  126. Cinemax
  127. Don King
  128. Bald Eagles
  129. Ticketmaster
  130. Fat people in spandex
  131. Lug nuts
  132. Chevy Trucks
  133. Yugos
  134. Tibet
  135. The Great Barrier Reef
  136. Easter Island
  137. UFO’s
  138. Captain Janeway
  139. Hillary Clinton
  140. Techno
  141. Laverne and Shirley
  142. The Fifth Element (movie)
  143. Chris Tucker
  144. Tyler Perry
  145. Hoover Dam
  146. Sporks (spoons with a fork edge)
  147. The Mason Dixon Line
  148. Hippies
  149. Bebe’s Kids
  150. Deal or No Deal
  151. Faucet Ass
  152. Breakin’ 2 Electric Boogaloo
  153. Biggie Smalls
  154. The Everglades
  155. Old Faithful
  156. Indian casinos
  157. Switched outlets
  158. Rocky Road Ice Cream
  159. Humidity
  160. Salt water
  161. Seahorses
  162. The Civil War
  163. Bottled water
  164. Webster
  165. Dallas Cowboys

Thats good…we don’t

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