Kicking Knowledge

I  saw the Dark Knight this weekend as most everyone else has and I enjoyed it.  The one thing I noticed tho was that EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN.  This is NOT the greatest movie ever.  Heath Ledger while very good is not the greatest actor ever.  I saw a new article on Digg asking if Nolan is now the greatest living director.  I wasn’t aware that Spielberg, Scorsese, and Copalla had died.  This shit needs to stop.  There was nothing in this movie that hasn’t been done before or better.  The balloon thing in Hong Kong was on the tv show the Unit.  How many bank robberies have we see on film?  The whole two people in jeperdy and the hero can only save one thing has been done a million times over.  Harvey turning batshit evil was way to rushed and not much different to how Venom was handled in Spider-man 3.  They both show up 2/3 of the way into the movie and both are delt with quite easy.  I’ve also heard a lot of people say that the Joker was crazy just went around causing chaos.  Your wrong.  The Joker was a cool calculating homicidal maniac.  The whole movie was one big Joker plan.  The point is that the Joker and Batman are pretty much the same person.  The Joker is the anti Batman if you will.  I liked this movie alot but I can’t stand by and watch a bunch of Fan boys turn it into the next religion.  It’s like the Matrix all over again.  See this movie, enjoy this movie, but don’t try and tell me it’s on the same level as a Schindler’s List or a Wizard of Oz or even a Pulp Fiction. It’s not.  2008 seems to be the year that the greatest every thing ever came out.  Greatest movie ever Dark Knight.  Greatest video game ever GTA 4 only to be passed by the new greatest video game ever MGS 4.  The greatest Celtics team ever.  The greatest football team not to win the Super Bowl ever.  Stop it.  Just stop it.  Just because most of you can’t remember past 2 days ago doesn’t mean that cool thing you just saw was the greatest ever.  You people are like fish looking at a glimmering object.  Just take a deep breath and count to ten.  Something can be good, even great without being the greatest thing ever.  Until next time…

So long Fuckers.

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Robutt Deniro.