Kicking Knowledge

Let me start by defining what a stupid person does.  A stupid person doesn’t know how to merge in traffic, they don’t say excuse me, they walk through doors and don’t hold them open for the person behind them, they cross the street when the walk signal says don’t walk, they rush to and take anything that is free just because it is.  Here’s a promise I’ll make to stupid people everywhere, if you won’t something free just let me know and I’ll give you a free punch in the throat.

A stupid person will just stop their shopping cart right in front of you and won’t bother getting out of the way.  They will buy capuchin monkeys and treat them like children, they will say stupid things like “How about them Yankee’s” or “It is what it is” or even worse they will bitch about the price of gas even though they can’t do a fucking thing about it.

You see I don’t hate all people just the stupid ones.  You might be saying “Barack that is racist and prejudice”, well not really because I hate all stupid people equally and once you have met one stupid person you’ve met them all.

I feel the world would be a better place if all the stupid people moved to France.