Kicking Knowledge

“Legends don’t die” but sometimes I wish they would.  Are you kidding me Favre?  Why can’t you just ride off on your John Deere mower into the sunset once and for all?  Don’t get me wrong I think it is o.k. to change your mind we’ve all done it.  This isn’t about changing ones mind, this is about stroking ones ego and not be able to let go.  If you need some explanation about stroking and not being able to let go just ask John Madden, he’s been felating you for years.  If I was Aaron Rodgers I would punch you in the face the second you showed up for training camp and take a nice steamy heater on the legend of Favre.  You say you have an itch, maybe it’s just crabs from your buddy Chimera.  I think the only things positve for you coming back is that the makers of Vicodin stock just went up because once again you will be bathing in pain pills.  On second thought I agree, come back and completely tarnish your so called legacy.  I like poking dead things with a stick and I relish the oppurtunity to watch you play second fiddle to a younger QB.  Why don’t you take a lesson from horse face Elway and learn when it’s time to go out to pasture before they send you to the glue factory.

This is the place where I stop giving a shit

Jedi Swayze