Kicking Knowledge

So on Saturday we went golfing at Southridge.  Jedi pissed on himself, Robutt got pissed and I got pissed drunk and along the way we came up with a new golf scoring system.

See the videos and pictures attached along with now what is referred to as the

The Kicking Knowledge Golf Scoring System:

Awesome, good and no good are based on consensus of your party.

• Awesome - plus 5
• Good - zero points
• No Good - negative 5
• Lost Ball entire score x 2
• Fuck You Next Hole (buy everyone a round of drinks)
• Add up all holes played
• Divide entire score by the number of drink consumed
• Player closest to zero wins
• Bonus - Ball stuck in tree gets you automatic zero for entire round

Basically the better you are at golf the more you have to drink to have any chance at winning.

Disclaimer: No animals were hurt doing the creation of this scoring system, if you are a recovering alcoholic just divide by the numbers of beers you would have drank, we at Kicking Knowledge are not responsible for any damaged golf carts, golf clubs, golf balls or beer chics.

Jedi Swayze says “Don’t cross the strings…”

Barack teeing off from hole 2

Robutt teeing off from hole 2

Jedi teeing off from hole 2

This is where me and Jedi un-hitched Robutt and Mevy’s clubs before they pulled off.  Classic golf trick and funny as shit.  Robutt didn’t seem to think so though…see next video

Robutt getting pissed because Mevy’s clubs fell off the cart.

This is where Jedi did a swoop and grab on the stray golf ball as I was driving.  What you don’t see is me almost driving us off into a water trap right after.