I’ve notice that the Fauxhawk has really picked up some steam latly. I seem to be seeing it everywhere and I would just like to say STOP. The fauxhawk is not a hair cut. It’s a joke you used to do in the bathtub when you were 3 years old to make your mom laugh. I guess it’s the new mullet, but instead of business up top and party in the back, it’s look I’m normal at work, but after work LOOK OUT! I’m a rebel. Maybe It’s just me but everytime I see a F-Hawk (look I made a duche haircut even douchyer buy giving it a douchy shortened name.) I can’t help but think, grow a pair and get a real hawk, the Mo.
So long Fuckers
Fight the power
Robutt Deniro
Just because you managed to purchase some hair product doesn’t make you punk… or even coll in the slightest. Listen up you fuckn’ ambercrombie zombies…painting a fuckn’ skunk stripe down the middle of you fucked up melon isn’t doing anything for you ass-clowns either. And for the love of god a mohawk is not a flat top that goes all the way to the back of your bean….that’s just a really short mullet! get it together fuck-sticks….I’m watching…and waiting…you are all DOOMED!!!
I’m confused. Are you yelling at me? Or agreeing with me? I sure hope it’s the latter because I want to be “coll” like you.
I was agreeing with you, but fuck off anyway you fucking hippie gorilla…lol
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