Kicking Knowledge

Ok, I am all about getting a fair deal on things like a new car or the price of a house or cheap airfare, ect, but when something seems wrong, it more than likely is.

This rant goes back to an earlier post I made about people being stupid.  You see, just because something is free doesn’t mean you should jump at it.  CNN just posted an article about people being taken by “Travel Clubs” (read the article HERE) and to tell you the truth I’m glad they got ripped off.

If you are so naive that you can’t sense if something is wrong than you really should not breed or venture out in public for that matter and here’s why…Because I have to fucking hear about it.  Your stupid ass is on the TV, radio and newspaper bitching about how you didn’t have enough common sense to make a proper decision about something of importance.  These are the same dumbasses bitching about why their house is going into foreclosure after they signed a 5 year adjustable ARM a few years back.  They wonder why their mortgage payments are increasing by hundreds or thousands of dollars each year.  Now guess what, the government is going to use our tax dollars to bail these idiots out.

If you sign your name to something and don’t read the fine print, it isn’t anyones fucking problem but your own.  If you want to be taken for a ride on something I have some great ocean front property in Arizona for sale if anyone wants it?

I  saw the Dark Knight this weekend as most everyone else has and I enjoyed it.  The one thing I noticed tho was that EVERYONE NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN.  This is NOT the greatest movie ever.  Heath Ledger while very good is not the greatest actor ever.  I saw a new article on Digg asking if Nolan is now the greatest living director.  I wasn’t aware that Spielberg, Scorsese, and Copalla had died.  This shit needs to stop.  There was nothing in this movie that hasn’t been done before or better.  The balloon thing in Hong Kong was on the tv show the Unit.  How many bank robberies have we see on film?  The whole two people in jeperdy and the hero can only save one thing has been done a million times over.  Harvey turning batshit evil was way to rushed and not much different to how Venom was handled in Spider-man 3.  They both show up 2/3 of the way into the movie and both are delt with quite easy.  I’ve also heard a lot of people say that the Joker was crazy just went around causing chaos.  Your wrong.  The Joker was a cool calculating homicidal maniac.  The whole movie was one big Joker plan.  The point is that the Joker and Batman are pretty much the same person.  The Joker is the anti Batman if you will.  I liked this movie alot but I can’t stand by and watch a bunch of Fan boys turn it into the next religion.  It’s like the Matrix all over again.  See this movie, enjoy this movie, but don’t try and tell me it’s on the same level as a Schindler’s List or a Wizard of Oz or even a Pulp Fiction. It’s not.  2008 seems to be the year that the greatest every thing ever came out.  Greatest movie ever Dark Knight.  Greatest video game ever GTA 4 only to be passed by the new greatest video game ever MGS 4.  The greatest Celtics team ever.  The greatest football team not to win the Super Bowl ever.  Stop it.  Just stop it.  Just because most of you can’t remember past 2 days ago doesn’t mean that cool thing you just saw was the greatest ever.  You people are like fish looking at a glimmering object.  Just take a deep breath and count to ten.  Something can be good, even great without being the greatest thing ever.  Until next time…

So long Fuckers.

Fight the Power

Robutt Deniro.

Hey,

Truth.com I quit smoking over a year ago.  The only time I want to smoke is when I see your commercials.  I find that very counter-intuitive to your goals.  It was bad enough when you had 100 people laying in the street pretending to be dead but, now you have those inane animated characters and those stupid songs.  I want to jab pencils through my ear drums every time I hear one of the tunes and soak my eyes in drain-o when I see those poor excuse for animated characters.  When a person is trying to quit smoking the last thing they need to do is get angry but, that is exactly what feelings your commercials invoke.  I have my doubts that anyone has stopped smoking because of your commercials and I will wager a lot of money that people have started in spite of your condescending crap you put on the TV.  Do you really think that the information you deliver on your commercials is something we all don’t already know?  Is there really someone out there that said “Holy shit, smoking is bad?” after watching one of your commercials?  I bet if Joe Camel was still around he would whip all of your asses for being stupid.  If I ever meet the red headed dolt that is on the one about the underweight babies I’m going to make him look like this…

So long fuckers

Fight the Power

Robutt Deniro

Let me start by defining what a stupid person does.  A stupid person doesn’t know how to merge in traffic, they don’t say excuse me, they walk through doors and don’t hold them open for the person behind them, they cross the street when the walk signal says don’t walk, they rush to and take anything that is free just because it is.  Here’s a promise I’ll make to stupid people everywhere, if you won’t something free just let me know and I’ll give you a free punch in the throat.

A stupid person will just stop their shopping cart right in front of you and won’t bother getting out of the way.  They will buy capuchin monkeys and treat them like children, they will say stupid things like “How about them Yankee’s” or “It is what it is” or even worse they will bitch about the price of gas even though they can’t do a fucking thing about it.

You see I don’t hate all people just the stupid ones.  You might be saying “Barack that is racist and prejudice”, well not really because I hate all stupid people equally and once you have met one stupid person you’ve met them all.

I feel the world would be a better place if all the stupid people moved to France.

“Legends don’t die” but sometimes I wish they would.  Are you kidding me Favre?  Why can’t you just ride off on your John Deere mower into the sunset once and for all?  Don’t get me wrong I think it is o.k. to change your mind we’ve all done it.  This isn’t about changing ones mind, this is about stroking ones ego and not be able to let go.  If you need some explanation about stroking and not being able to let go just ask John Madden, he’s been felating you for years.  If I was Aaron Rodgers I would punch you in the face the second you showed up for training camp and take a nice steamy heater on the legend of Favre.  You say you have an itch, maybe it’s just crabs from your buddy Chimera.  I think the only things positve for you coming back is that the makers of Vicodin stock just went up because once again you will be bathing in pain pills.  On second thought I agree, come back and completely tarnish your so called legacy.  I like poking dead things with a stick and I relish the oppurtunity to watch you play second fiddle to a younger QB.  Why don’t you take a lesson from horse face Elway and learn when it’s time to go out to pasture before they send you to the glue factory.

This is the place where I stop giving a shit

Jedi Swayze

Write one blog a week, that’s it.  Seems easy right?  Well it’s not.  I’ve figured out that in order to send your opinions all over the world on the net, you first have to give a shit about something.   I don’t.  You see all this bullshit that’s all over the news and the net means nothing to me.  I don’t care about what so called famous person is fucking who and  which ones are having babys.  I could tell you about what politician said some dumb comment and what I think, but I just can’t keep up.  I went to see Wall-E, but do you really care what I think about it?  I liked it in case you do.  I bought Guitar Hero Aerosmith because I’m a sucker.  Real riveting stuff here.  Right?  The point is this shit is hard.  I guess I could go around and steal shit from other blogs and pass it off as my own.  Let’s face it, that’s what 90% of asshole bloggers do.  But that’s not my style.  I’d like to think I’m a pretty witty guy but it sure doesn’t seem to be true.  The nice thing is I have another week to come up with something good.  If you like this blog about nothing, wait until you hear our podcast coming soon.  So until next week when I really knock your socks off with my next blog.

So long Fuckers

Fight the Power

Robutt Deniro